Somewhere in the wilds of Pennslyvania, sits an earth tone garbed youth, sitting half asleep at his computer, trying to juggle cleaning dirty glasses, writing his latest attempt at a story, and reading something that resembled writing."I'm pathetic." he condemed. "I'm pritty sure it dosen't get worse than this."
As any otaku woth his/her computer knows,that's like spitting in fate's face, calling it various pg-13 rated names, and flashing it in front of it's in-laws. In other words, pritty dang stupid.
So, it happened, the computer screen flashed and smoked, bells rang, wind howled, children screamed, and Jerry Fallwell got a clue. Well, not the last one but you get the idea. And our hero, in a testimate to the human sprit, passed out.
Apon awakeing, our "hero", let's call him Ral for sake of that's his name, did what any red blooded american would do. He wondered what in the nine hells the short guy in the red robes was doing stareing at him. Wait a sec...he thought, Isn't that...
"Err...Mister Short Man in The Red Robes, sir?"
"Yes, Monk?" He replied, in one of those errirly calm voices that drives most people various kinds of crazy.
He calded me a class name. Crud. "Your name is Gungeon Master, and you've dragged me into another world for some secretive prupose, haven't you."
"Correct Monk." he said again, bloody voice, I offically hate that voice. " If you would, wait here, and..some will be revealed." And he vanished. I was vaguely dissapointed, no riddle, no flash of light, not even a not-quite-stable magical item.
Still, I got up, feeling strangely energitic, and walked over to a convently placed pond, and saw what the twisted little gnome did to me. Tall and lanky? Check. Uncombable mop of brown hair? Check. Niegh Opaque glasses and sandals? Check, though the sandals seem a little different. Okay...the knee-length brown and green chinese robe, tan silk trousers, and fighting staff where new though...
Sighing, I, Ral Ceunthay, Newly ordained Monk, sat on a conviently placed rock, and waited for whatever DM-boy told me to wait for.
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