"Auuuggghhh!!!!" With an undignified thud, I landed amongst an ever-growing group of people.*Uh-oh.* No kidding, big uh-oh. Great, everyone else got leather medieval-type clothing. Me, I was stuck with my silver fuku ((a mini-skirted sailor suit, for those not in the know)) and knee-high boots with impossible heels. Why oh why couldn't I have been a _normal_ D&D fan!!!! Why'd I have to keep my Otaku Wars! screenname??? This was going to be anything but practical.
I looked over to the little guy in red robes. *Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease gimme something good* I thought. *I don't want to be an omnipotent newbie, but it'd be nice to be helpful!*
He looks at me, and Zap! "Your tool, Magician."
I look at the familiar bag reappearing in my hands. Well, it could be worse.... I hefted the silver backback to my shoulder and looked around. This was going to be interesting...